Showing posts with label Twitter tweeple. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Twitter tweeple. Show all posts

Friday, 5 February 2010

7 Habits of Highly Effective tweeple

#1 Don't play Jesus. Follow those who follow you.
#2 Don't just fart. Find causes close to your heart.
#3 Don't take a chicken for a turkey. Recognise fake celebs.
#4 Shortening your links looks clean.
#5 Using trending topics to get followers is like burning your skin to get a tan.
#6 You CAN upload pics and videos AND post tweets longer than 140 characters. LEARN it.
#7 Don't you change your clothes? Keep changing your background.

The 8th Habit
#8 Be regular, goddammit.