Resolutions: piece of cake

I did it. Fulfilled my resolutions for 2011. Every one of them. While you were lolling around procrastinating and finding ways to avoid what you had set out to do, I was my usual focused, committed, diligent, persevering, and unblinking self, blasting anything that came in the way of me and the fulfillment of my resolutions. So it is with great joy, and profound humility, that I present before you my royal conquests.

#	Resolution at the start of the year	Fulfillment
1	Achieve a dramatic turnaround in my body weight and achieve a balance which will aid me in aligning my external and internal persona resulting in a harmonious synergy of body and spirit.	Gained 10.25 kgs.
2	Immerse myself in celebrated works of literary accomplishment to enrich my intellect and leave me throbbing with perspicacity and sagacity.	Read 291 book reviews.
3	Travel to hitherto unknown lands so as to broaden my worldview and assimilate the experiences of diverse cultures thus making me an epitome of syncreticity.	Went to Bhindi Bazaar.
4	Associate myself with meaningful and change-inducing social causes demanding courage which would leave an imprint on the course of the times to come.	Stared back at an auto-wallah.
5	Make a multitude of friends of the opposite sex so as to be able to understand their thought processes better and have a plethora of mutually rewarding and memorable experiences.	Followed Mallika Sherawat, Poonam Pandey and Sherlyn Chopra on twitter.
6	Involve myself with rejuvenating sporting activities so as to increase my energy levels and attain exemplary fitness.	Played Scrabble on facebook.
7	Learn more about the lives of luminaries belonging to different fields so as to attain inspiration to ascend to great heights.	Read a dozen obituaries.
8	Delve deep into the world of cool gadgets.	Learnt how to scroll through a document on a MacBook.
9	Get in touch with old friends and make new ones with the objective of enriching my social life and surrounding myself with invigorating conviviality.	Sent 21 friend requests on facebook, 5 on Netlog, and several others on other forums, the names of which are tough to recall.
10	Invest in art.	Went to The Comedy Store.

Jealous? :D Well, you can do it too.